When I was a young witchling, schoolrooms were strict places. Teachers demanded respect from their pupils, and if this was not clearly forthcoming, their punishments could be a little on the harsh side. Although teachers are less likely to feed offenders to dragons these days, it is still wise for children to think twice before giving unorthodox answers in class, as these may be taken the wrong way. The following poem should be memorised by all school children.
On Giving Smart Replies
Some teachers like to criticise
The child who offers smart replies,
And though your words weren’t meanly meant
Will calculate there’s bad intent.
And if your comment was a jest,
Will claim that no one was impressed.
Or worse, may take it as a cue
To show who’s boss and punish you.
So when in class you feel inclined
To answer with a cheeky line
Remember, and best make it quick,
That no one likes a clever dick.
The Woebegone Words of Aunt Grizelda 